You know, that HOPE president! The black one! No no, the REALLY black one. That one.

You know, that HOPE president! The black one! No no, the REALLY black one.

That one.

10 months ago · 6 notes · Reblogged from kunty

drawsumthin: I didn’t have enough ink to add loose overalls playfully falling of his glistening shoulder Guys, I’ve been holding out on you. My friend Bora’s been diligently uploading photos to his amazing Draw Something tumblr. It wasn’t until this masterpiece came up that I finally remembered to share it with you. Seriously, check out his archive page. This is just one big wall of awesome.

drawsumthin:

I didn’t have enough ink to add loose overalls playfully falling of his glistening shoulder

Guys, I’ve been holding out on you. My friend Bora’s been diligently uploading photos to his amazing Draw Something tumblr. It wasn’t until this masterpiece came up that I finally remembered to share it with you.

Seriously, check out his archive page. This is just one big wall of awesome.

1 year ago · 46 notes · Reblogged from drawsumthin

That centaur’s got some abs. Are there fat centaurs? Centaurs with big beer bellies who mess up their backs from having to lean forward all the time? Centaurs with big fat horse legs who just sit on a big pile of hay and watch centaur movies all day. And those centaur action movies have scenes where Centaur Steven Seagal horse kicks a guy while jumping out of a helicopter, and then he says, “You don’t sound too great. You sound… a little horse.” And his ponytail weaves into the luxurious horse hair on his back. Thanks for your submission, sunshineaesthetic!

That centaur’s got some abs. Are there fat centaurs? Centaurs with big beer bellies who mess up their backs from having to lean forward all the time? Centaurs with big fat horse legs who just sit on a big pile of hay and watch centaur movies all day. And those centaur action movies have scenes where Centaur Steven Seagal horse kicks a guy while jumping out of a helicopter, and then he says, “You don’t sound too great. You sound… a little horse.” And his ponytail weaves into the luxurious horse hair on his back.

Thanks for your submission, sunshineaesthetic!

1 year ago · 2 notes

Am I terrible if my first thought was “That guy’s totally playing pocket pool.”? And then that other hand is open, as if to say, “Hey man, at least I’m not touching myself with this hand.” I think I just assumed the guy was a pervert because he posed for this photo without putting on a shirt. Thanks for your submission, Lauren! Submitter comment: “That arrow looks like period blood,” my roommate says. Thanks, roommate.

Am I terrible if my first thought was “That guy’s totally playing pocket pool.”? And then that other hand is open, as if to say, “Hey man, at least I’m not touching myself with this hand.” I think I just assumed the guy was a pervert because he posed for this photo without putting on a shirt.

Thanks for your submission, Lauren!

Submitter comment: “That arrow looks like period blood,” my roommate says. Thanks, roommate.

1 year ago · 1 note

There’s a goth in the background, I think. I see some big, round goth teeth frowning, as sad goth mascara runs into her goth mouth. Her typical goth nose (made entirely of hair, of course) leaks perfectly round goth boogers. This is just a really good goth drawing! Assuming every goth you’ve ever known is a scary monster and not just a sad teenager going through a phase. Submitter comment: Don’t even know how that is suppose to be Goth.. 

There’s a goth in the background, I think. I see some big, round goth teeth frowning, as sad goth mascara runs into her goth mouth. Her typical goth nose (made entirely of hair, of course) leaks perfectly round goth boogers.

This is just a really good goth drawing! Assuming every goth you’ve ever known is a scary monster and not just a sad teenager going through a phase.

Submitter comment: Don’t even know how that is suppose to be Goth.. 

1 year ago · 2 notes

Who’s super psyched for The Avengers this weekend??? I can’t wait to see Iron Man and his metal abs beat up some bad guys! And I hope he wears his blue mittens again! Thanks for your submission, Erica!

Who’s super psyched for The Avengers this weekend??? I can’t wait to see Iron Man and his metal abs beat up some bad guys! And I hope he wears his blue mittens again!

Thanks for your submission, Erica!

1 year ago · 6 notes

I hope this person felt silly that they wrote “Hey, um…” so big when they had to cram the rest of their proposed conspiracy at the bottom of the page. “Hey um do you want to just cheat so we can get a bunch of fake coins in a game where the fun is in drawing stuff for your friends? I propose this because I really like fake coins to buy colors, because I like colors, because I am a giant baby. Sincerely, A Giant Baby Eating Crayons” This is how that message sounds to me. Man up and draw your word, ya dingus.

I hope this person felt silly that they wrote “Hey, um…” so big when they had to cram the rest of their proposed conspiracy at the bottom of the page.

“Hey um do you want to just cheat so we can get a bunch of fake coins in a game where the fun is in drawing stuff for your friends? I propose this because I really like fake coins to buy colors, because I like colors, because I am a giant baby.

Sincerely,

A Giant Baby Eating Crayons”

This is how that message sounds to me. Man up and draw your word, ya dingus.

1 year ago · 6 notes

I like this drawing of Twilight because everyone looks bored. And they should! I don’t know much about the story, but it sounds really boring. A bland lady and a dull sparkleman are all kissy-kissy and then a wolf guy rubs his abs on everyone and then the bland lady has a vampire baby and drinks blood and that’s gross. The end. Is that cross mark in the drawing the wolf man’s abs or did he just get his appendix removed? Is there a long scene in Twilight where the werewolf gets appendicitis and has to go to the hospital and everyone’s super worried? It’d be cool if there were a scene where the brooding vampire and the boring lady spent 3 hours reading Highlights for Kids in a waiting room. That’s probably all Breaking Dawn - Part 1 was. Yeah. Thanks for your submission, Christina! Submitter comment: They look exactly like they do in real life!

I like this drawing of Twilight because everyone looks bored. And they should! I don’t know much about the story, but it sounds really boring. A bland lady and a dull sparkleman are all kissy-kissy and then a wolf guy rubs his abs on everyone and then the bland lady has a vampire baby and drinks blood and that’s gross. The end.

Is that cross mark in the drawing the wolf man’s abs or did he just get his appendix removed? Is there a long scene in Twilight where the werewolf gets appendicitis and has to go to the hospital and everyone’s super worried? It’d be cool if there were a scene where the brooding vampire and the boring lady spent 3 hours reading Highlights for Kids in a waiting room. That’s probably all Breaking Dawn - Part 1 was. Yeah.

Thanks for your submission, Christina!

Submitter comment: They look exactly like they do in real life!

1 year ago · 44 notes

Wait, is Snoop Dogg really named after the Peanuts character Snoopy the Dog? This is a question I have, but I also refuse to look it up. I’d love to see an alternate version of Snoop Dogg who never got into weed and gangster stuff, and instead just furnished his one-bedroom apartment with porcelain Snoopy figurines. In the beginning of his episode of MTV’s Cribs, he’d open the door and he’d be wearing this big, homely Snoopy sweatshirt and say “Sup guys. I guess I just love Snoopy. For rizzle.” Submitter comment: Aww yea

Wait, is Snoop Dogg really named after the Peanuts character Snoopy the Dog? This is a question I have, but I also refuse to look it up.

I’d love to see an alternate version of Snoop Dogg who never got into weed and gangster stuff, and instead just furnished his one-bedroom apartment with porcelain Snoopy figurines. In the beginning of his episode of MTV’s Cribs, he’d open the door and he’d be wearing this big, homely Snoopy sweatshirt and say “Sup guys. I guess I just love Snoopy. For rizzle.”

Submitter comment: Aww yea

1 year ago · 5 notes

kmasur asked: “Van Gogh didn't lose his ear to syphilis. He also didn't send it off to his girlfriend. He sliced the artery in an attempt to kill himself. He never actually lost the ear. I'm sorry that I'm coming across as a know it all bitchy bitch, I wrote a 16 page paper on him in High School. Just thought you'd like to know.”

Oh yeah? Then what about this bit in Van Gogh’s article on Wikipedia, the Website Where Facts Go to Hang Out?

Deeply lonely at the time, he often visited the prostitutes at a brothel on Rue du Bout d’Aeles as his single emotional and sensuous point of contact with other people. While there, he cut off his left ear, though it is often claimed that it was only the lower part of his left earlobe.[note 13] He wrapped the severed ear in newspaper and handed it to a prostitute named Rachel, asking her to “keep this object carefully.”

I mean, I get that he didn’t give his ear to a girlfriend, because what kinda one-eared weirdo could keep a girlfriend? Especially in the past, when it was super hard to pretend you were all cool on the Internet! NO WAY could Van Gogh pretend to be a bodybuilder on OKCupid.

Also I just googled “van gogh artery ear” in an attempt to learn more about Van Gogh’s ear injury but it turns out there are tons of websites that speculate on how Van Gogh’s ear got all messed up! Van Gogh’s bloody ear is apparently the “how the pyramids got built” of Van Gogh’s time: Nobody knows how it happened but everyone has a fun theory! Is it aliens? Or maybe just a ton of slaves? Nobody knows! But here we are, with Van Gogh’s ear all bandaged up and some bitchin’ pyramids out in the desert.

Seriously though, thanks for droppin’ the Van Gogh knowledge. Have you considered emailing Wikipedia so they update their dumb article on wikipedia? Pretty sure their address is wikipedia@websites.website. Check it out!

1 year ago · 10 notes